wc: "water closet" Does this file have enough words in it to keep me entertained while I'm on the can?
ls: "let's see" Let's see what I actually named the file I saved last night at 2 A.M.
df: "da fudge" How da fudge did I use up 100 gigs?
less: I should check to make sure the changes I made really took, less I have to retype the whole dang thing.
tar: How in tar-nation does anyone remember the dang options for this stupid thing?
pwd: Where the hell am I?
cd ~/: Go /home/ user you're drunk.
gzip: Like winzip, but with more street-cred.
sudo: pseudo-root-thingy
su: God help you all... I... Am... Root.
yum: I was led to believe that redhat based distros would be more delicious, I was misled...
whoami: If you need to use this, you've been at the keyboard waaaaaayyyyyy too long.
Monday, February 5, 2018
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